Hurricane Repellent Kit

Hurricane Repellent Kit

Hurricane Repellent Kit

For the low, low price of just 3 paments of $29.99 +$9.99 shipping and handling, you too can have your very own hurricane repellent kit with a limited guarantee to protect you in the event of an approaching tropical system.  The kit includes one can of Vienna Sausages, a 12 pack of batteries (choose from AA or AAA), and one bottle of purified water.  Instructions are simple: board or shutter all windows and get your hurricane kit out.  The hurricane will change course and hit someone else.  If the hurricane does hit, as the winds start to pick up just open the water bottle and vienna sausages and consume.  Besure to place the batteries into a flashlight and/or a radio and turn them on.  You will be safe!  This comes with a full money back guarantee.  Just pay shipping and handling.

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3 responses to “Hurricane Repellent Kit

  1. Braddy

    Hahahahaha!!! Dude, you make me laugh. I love that confident look on your face in that picture. The only thing that would make this a better deal is if it included a can of Spam instead of the wildly popular Vienna sausages.

  2. Exactly. If it included a can of Spam instead of Vienna Sausages, there would be a premium, like about an extra $10 to cover the difference. I don’t think the Spam would work any better or worse than Vienna Sausages though.

  3. alexsantoyo

    I want four of these Kits. Wait…no… 5! great deal.

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