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Fantasy Football Time!

LPC Fantasy Football is Here!

LPC Fantasy Football is Here!

Who’s in?  The league is open and accepting members.  If you want in, send your name and email address to pjohnson@email.com and let me know you want to play.  The league will cap at 20 teams.  Last year’s league was a little smaller, but we had a great time.

Yahoo will be hosting once again, so you have to register a yahoo ID.  The league ID # is 588253, the league name is Life Pointe, and the password is lpc.  You can find more at Yahoo’s Fantasy Page.

What can you expect?  Lots of trash talk, lots of activity, and some really good fun.  We will also be getting together for a draft party on Saturday August 29.  More details on that as the final plans are nailed down.

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Free Thoughts

-Thursday is the day I post my thoughts. It’s pretty simple, I just type whatever pops in my head.

-The shooting at Wal Mart yesterday was all the talk yesterday at work. Apparently an angry boyfriend walked into the garden center and shot his former girlfriend who had just taken out a restraining order against him. He then fled to his home where he shot himself.

-The stock market doesn’t seem to like the US move toward socialism. Our economy was sick under President Bush, Obama apparently wants to finish it off.

-Hurricane season is just around the corner. I think I am going to start getting my supplies together now. Be prepared!

-Only 2 months since football season has ended, and I am having withdrawals. I hate football offseason. The Dolphins and Canes have a lot to look forward to this year.

-We are going to be even more organized in this year’s fantasy football season.

-The major football related news right now is the boat with the NFL players and agent whose 21 foot boat capsized in the Gulf of Mexico in up to 15 foot seas. Friends of mine suggested that probably they plowed the nose of the boat into a large wave going too fast while rushing to get in, or they got sideways and were flipped by a big wave.

-Max had his little bit of masculinity removed this past Friday. It’s not bad enough that everybody mistakes him for a her, now he has been altered. Poor fella.

-My vacation cruise is exactly one month away from today. Snorkeling, hiking, and relaxing here we come.

-Marcela really hooked me up on Sunday. She made some excellent paella mixta with chicken, chorizo, octopus, little necks, muscles, shrimp, and scallops.

-I have said it before and I’ll say it again, I cannot wait for the TSP Anthems CD to be available.

-The work that Trav, the guys from TSP and the People for Care and Learning are doing for the people of Cambodia is God’s work. I’m so proud of them.

-I will see some of you this Sunday at the theater as we come together to worship, enjoy and learn from each other, be inspired, and be the church.

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The Fantasy Football Report

Well, it was a great year. Mark Similey won the LPC Championship, I won the incredibly difficult LPC Pickem, and Chris Day won the second chance pickem in come from behind fashion edging out Alex by 2 games. I finished 4th in that league. Today’s report will be the final edition until next season. I am going to hand out a few awards.

Manager of the Year goes to Mark Similey’s Dead Skins for his strong season and championship.

Ritz gets the Rookie of the Year award since this is his first season in fantasy football and he made it to the championship game.

Comeback Team of the Year goes to Oral Beason’s Bachrach, at one point with a record of 3-6 missed the playoffs by one play and finished the season at 7-6 with the highest point total in the league.

The “Never Give Up” award goes to Mary Similey’s Turkey Buzzards. She started the season 0-8, yet she kept managing her team, won 3 of the last 5, and 2 straight in the consolation to finish in 5th place in post season.

The Ghost Rider awards goes to Jesse who kept the same roster all year, and even without a starting QB since week 3 made the playoffs. BTW, Jesse would have won the league had he just started a QB.

Pastor Travis gets the Dallas Cowboys award, for expectations that were not met. Every year he seems to do great in fantasy football, and he was projected to do well this year. Unfortunately he left us with the same results as the Dallas Cowboys.

There you have it, the Fantasy Football Report Awards Ceremony. Congrats on a great season. We will see you next year!

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Sunday Armchair QB

  1. The Dolphins have done what I did not actually believe they would do.  They won 11 games, won the division, and made the playoffs as the 4 seed.  They will host a playoff game against Baltimore, one of the few teams that whipped Miami earlier in the year.  Miami has matured a bit since then and may actually be favored to win this one.  As for my expectations, I will keep it  to myself and just say that no matter what happens the Dolphins have had an amazing season.  Especially nice was how Pennington avenged his dismissal from the Jets by (probably) ending Favre’s career by beating him in NY.  The Jets sent Pennington packing and replaced him with Favre.  The Jets missed the playoffs, the Dolphins and Pennington made the playoffs, and as of next year the Jets will have to find a QB.  This is indeed a rare situation for Miami who is usually at the losing side of such free agent and waiver acquisitions to teams like the Patriots with Welker and the Jets with Brian Cox and others.
  2. The Hurricanes took a dive against the oh-so-powerful Cal Golden Bears.  It wasn’t actually so disappointing that we lost, but that we looked so unprepared all through the first quarter and the final drive of the game.  Harris looked good, but with 2:40 to play in the game and down by a TD, he didn’t have a clue how to manage the team.  That has to rest on the shoulder of the coaches Shannon and Nix.  Nix will possibly get canned for his inconsistency this year.  How do you have as much time as the Canes had between the end of the season and the bowl game and yet the QB had no idea how to run a 2 minute offense?  He literally looked like he was totally lost.  It took 40 seconds to go 6 yards, and with a time out that was finally called while the clock was stopped.  To top it off, it was Shannon who ended up having to call the time out.  With less than 30 seconds to play, the team called a run play.  What gives?
  3. Back to the NFL, there were some huge stories this year.  The Dolphins made the playoffs with 11 wins after winning 1 game the entire previous year.  The Falcons with no head coach and no starting QB at the beginning of the year made the playoffs after being projected to finish last in the division with 3 or 4 wins, and they did it with a rookie head coach and QB.  The patriots miss the playoffs altogether with 11 wins after losing only one game the entire previous season.  The Chargers exact revenge on the Broncos who beat them earlier in the year on a totally bogus call that cost them the game.  Their win put them in the playoffs and the Broncos out.  The Cowboys who were projected by nearly everyone to win the NFC and maybe the Super Bowl did not even make the playoffs and got trounced in one of the worst blow outs in team history to finish the season.  The Jets choked in 5 of their last 6 games to miss the playoffs while Favre’s career will likely end, and they were eliminated AT HOME by the QB they let go to make room for Favre.  The Detroit Lions finished the season with the worst record (0-16) in the history of the NFL.  Tampa Bay choked away their chance at a playoff birth by losing to one of the worst teams in the NFL giving up 17 straight points to finish the game.  An 8-8 team made the playoffs winning their last 4 games while an 11 win team missed the playoffs.  Green Bay dumped Favre to go with Rodgers, and won only 6 games which was a huge disappointment considering they only lost 3 games the previous season with Favre.  What a crazy year!
  4. I will provide a final fantasy football report tomorrow with awards for Manager of the Year, comeback team of the year, trash talker of the year, etc.  See you tomorrow!

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Fantasy Football Report

The league championship has been determined, and like the whole season the finale was exciting right down to the wire.
Congrats to Mark Similey, the Life Pointe Church Fantasy Football Champion!  He defeated Ritz by a score of 102-98 with the game literally coming down to the final play.  If Forte had broken loose for a TD, or if Chicago missed their FG and Green Bay had a field goal of more than 50 yards Ritz would have won the game.

In the consolation games, Jesse’s dead team showed once again that if he had just managed the QB position, we would have had a different champion.  I was able to beat Jesse on tie breakers with the final score being 107-107. Pastor Travis dropped his final game against Mary’s Turkey Buzzards, and Paul’s Skins got smacked by the league’s top scoring team, Bachrach.

The final standings determined by the payoffs are:

#1 Dead Skins (League Champs!)
#2 Ritz
#3 Citizen Cane
#4 Fuser Heads
#5 Turkey Buzzards
#6 TJ’s Big Doggs
#7 Bachrach
#8 Skins

It was a great season in the most competitive league I have ever competed in. Thanks for your participation! I had fun serving as the league commish and next year I look forward to an even bigger league so that I can reclaim my rightful place at the top.

In LPC Vegas style pickem, I have already cinched up first place. In 2nd Chance, barring a miracle, the race has come down to Alex in 1st by only one game vs Chris Day in 2nd. This was a disaster of a week in which I only scored 4 wins out of 16. The upsets were plentiful. I’m now 7 games back and essentially out of contention for 1st.

See you next week for the Fantasy Football report finale and awards show!

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Monday Armchair QB

The Dolphins continue to win as do the Patriots. What does that mean? With the Ravens at 10-5, Dolphins at 10-5, and Patriots at 10-5, there will definitely be a team with at least 10, maybe even 11 wins that does not make the playoffs. Unfortunately, due to NFL tie breaking rules, Baltimore owns the tie breaker over Miami and NE, and if I understand correctly, Miami owns the tie-breaker over NE if we both win. I believe the Jets have the tie breaker over both Miami and NE if the Jets and Patriots win. Bottom line is that if Miami loses, they do not make the playoffs, and if they win, they’re in. Meanwhile, out west a team with 8 or 9 wins will make the playoffs by virtue of winning that joke of a division. This stinks.

Miami’s division (AFC East) in my opinion has been the superior division in the AFC all year. If we had a couple of cupcakes we could have padded our record and clinched a spot already. Either way, this has been a great year for the Dolphins and they deserve much kudos for turning it around from 1 win to double digit wins and a shot at the AFC east.

In the LPC fantasy football league, the championship game is on the line tonight! Matt Forte and Mason Crosby need to make up a 24 point deficit for Ritz against Mark’s Dead Skins. That’s not an impossible task by any means. As for me, I am waiting for a tie-breaker to determine my game in the 3rd place consolation round against the ghost Fuserheads. Jesse should have easily won the league if he would have just managed his QB this year. I am taking my third crack at him as I have lost the two previous games. One of the games was a one point decision and this one comes down to tie-breakers in the highest scoring game of the week, 107-107.

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The Fantasy Football Report

Well, after this post we will have one more Fantasy Football report for this season. By far this has been the most competitive league I have participated in. All 4 teams making the playoffs had a record of 8-5 and the top scoring team (Bachrach) missed the playoffs essentially by one play, a TD to Steve Smith late in the Carolina game last week.

Round 1 of the playoffs is in the bag and the finals matchup is set. Fuzzy’s Dead Skins has advanced easily against Fuser, and Ritz destroyed me in the bottom half of the bracket. That means #1 Dead Skins will face #2 Ritz in an epic showdown for the league championship.

In the consolation series, Pastor Trav will face off against Mary’s Turkey Buzzards for the tier 2 championship since Trav crushed Paul’s Skins and the Buzzards squeaked one out against Bachrach the best team in the league 93-91. I will be playing the only team to beat me 2 times (Fuser) for 3rd place and Bachrach plays Paul’s Skins for 7th.

Stay tuned for the exciting finish next week.

In pickem, Chris has taken a 1 point lead over Alex and gained 2 points on me. That leaves me 4 points from 1st with 2 weeks left. I can still do this!

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