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Friday Bottom 3: Worst Breakfast Foods

In a way, these could be the top 3 as well. I will just say that these are really bad for you.

#3. Bacon – Why isn’t this #1?  Because these strips of fried fat and salt are actually OK if you are on Atkins.  Man, I love me some bacon.  Chris is going to need some Lipitor just reading this blog.

#2. Pancakes – It’s not bad enough that you smother these cakes with syrup and butter.  To get the whole experience, you need a stack of them and a side of bacon and sausage.

#1. Doughnuts – Or is it donuts?  It’s so confusing.  The problem with these delicious treats is complex.   They are deep fried carbohydrate loops drenched in sugar.  How can you just eat one for breakfast?  They just make you hungry.

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Friday Bottom 3: Holiday Food

These are some foods that are most commonly associated with Christmas, New Year, and Thanksgiving.  If properly made, some of these are not so bad.  They have developed a bad reputation because either they are difficult to make or people skimp on the ingredients because they are expensive.

#3.  Mincemeat Pie – Why would anyone spend as much as it would take to make this strange concoction of dried fruits, nuts, meat, spices, and (not enough) sugar.  The crust tastes good, though.

#2.  Green Bean Casserole – The truth is, this world famous holiday casserole is not bad.  The biggest problem is when you make it with everything coming from a can: canned green beans, canned of cream of mushroom soup, and canned fried onions.

#1.  Fruitcake – I have had a good fruitcake before, and it’s decent.  Unfortunately, most fruitcakes would be better described as a petrified cake.  I have heard of one fruitcake lasting for 73 years before someone tried to consume it.  On the day it was consumed, it looked like it had just been made.

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Friday Bottom 3: Canned Food

We all have a guilty pleasure when it comes to canned foods.  Some people love spaghetti-o’s, some love beenie-weenies, and some people even like rutabaga’s in a can.  Well, here is my list of the 3 worst canned foods.  The criteria is that it must be fairly common, the ingredients must be in question, and it must be a food that you wouldn’t want people to see you eating.  I won’t be including pork brains or canned horse or anything obscure like that.  If you feel I have missed something, feel free to add it on.

Honorable Mention:

Sardines – Yes, I actually enjoy sardines.  It makes much better fish bait than human food, but if you add enough hot sauce, serve it on a cracker, it’s actually not that bad.  Be careful not to spill any of the oil on a porous surface or it will not only leave a stain, but an odor that will last forever.

#3 Vienna Sausages – Yes, I know this is one of my family’s favorite traveling foods.  It’s like a hotdog, only mushier, saltier, and with a strange flavor that cannot quite be identified.  But the best way to neutralize this strange taste is to break out some good club crackers and smash a Vienna Sausage between the two crackers, like a sandwich.

#2 Potted Meat – Whoever came up with the idea of taking pieces of minced leftover meat, salting it heavily, sticking it in a can, and actually naming it “Potted Meat” must have been a marketing genius.  Who would actually buy this stuff?  I will tell you.  When a hurricane threatens south Florida, one of the rules is to have plenty of Potted Meat and Vienna Sausages on hand for survival purposes.  As soon as the first bad weather starts to hit, I open a can of potted meat and I am comforted to know that I will survive.

#1 Spam – Is there any doubt that this would be the #1?  This is also known as “Mystery Meat”.  Spam actually had a campaign a few years back that you could slice it and fry it, put it on a bun, and call it a Spamburger.  There are also many recipe sites where you can find all types of high-end meals made from spam.  Every year in Texas, an event called Spamarama is held where you can compete in Spam cooking contests.  I actually had something with spam that was decent.  Someone had a platter with layers of chopped up spam, cream cheese, and pineapples served with crackers.  If you can avoid dipping in the spam, the pineapple and cream cheese goes pretty good together with the cracker.

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