Here is a Christmas edition of the “What’s Up With That?” files.
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- As of last Friday, it is Christmas season. I always consider the Christmas season starting as soon as Thanksgiving day is over.
- Marcela has already packaged and wrapped presents and put up a couple Christmas trees. Max even had a Santa hat on last night. He didn’t like it very much.
- I finished the last of the leftover Thanksgiving turkey today. I made turkey salad and in the words of cousin Eddy, “it was gooo-ooood.”
- We watched Rudolph the Red-Nosed Raindeer clay-mation show two nights ago. We plan on watching Santa Claus is Coming to Town this weekend. Those are two of my favorite Christmas specials.
- My all time favorite Christmas movies are:
- It’s a Wonderful Life
- National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
- A Christmas Story (what kid wouldn’t want a Red Rider BB Gun?)
- Home Alone
- Sean Avery of the NHL’s Dallas Stars was suspended indefinitely for calling his ex-girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert of 24 his “sloppy seconds” because she is now dating another NHL player. Many people are crying “FREE SPEECH VIOLATION!” For those who are constitutionally challenged, this is no 1st Amendment violation.
- While I do not agree with a harsh suspension due to the lack of even-handedness across the NHL to players who have said much worse, it is the discretion of the NHL to determine what language reflects poorly on them concerning his player conduct clause in his $15.5 million 4-year contract. The Standard Player Contract he signed specifically states that his conduct reflects on the NHL on and off the rink and “must be held to the highest standard of honesty, morality, fair play, and sportsmanship, and to refrain from conduct detrimental to the best interest of the Club, the League or professional hockey.”
- My disagreement is not that the NHL does not have the right to do such, but that they are coming down hard on this idiot for insulting his Ex while they have done little more than a slap on the wrist for some players who have made racist comments, physically attacked players on the ice unprovoked, and have committed felonies off the rink. The NHL got this one wrong, but so did Avery. Maybe he will learn to keep his mouth shut.
- I got my Curve in the mail yesterday. It is set up and running smoothly. My old BlackBerry has been spotty, signal was degrading, camera stopped working, and battery was fading. I had about 5 days left on my Warranty when I called to see about a new phone. That saved me hundreds of dollars.
- Originally, I had the charcoal colored Curve, and they sent me the red Curve in the mail. I like the red one better!
- Our fantasy football league is winding down with one more regular season game followed by the two game playoffs. Right now, Mark Similey and I are the only two who have wrapped up our playoff spot. Ritz, after starting 6-1 has lost 4 of his last 5 and really needs to win his last game to make the playoffs. Jesse who also started 6-1 has lost 4 of his last 5 and needs to win this week to ensure that he makes the playoffs.
- This has been a super competitive league. 3 teams are stilly vying for 2 playoff spots in the final week. No teams had clinched until the second to last week of the season. I have never seen a league with so much parity. I have also only been in a league one other time with Trav when he did not make the playoffs. That was the year that the commish cheated and we both set the earth on fire before being kicked out of the league.
- Marcela and I purchased bicycles on Black Friday. I got a cool little mountain bike for all the mountains here in FL, and Marcela got a multi-speed hybrid.
- I have to go, Max just did something bad!
- I love Thanksgiving so much. I am so grateful to have the time available.
- I was planning on having to work today, and I looked forward to the money that comes from double time for two days (tomorrow is also a holiday). But I decided that a little extra money is not as nice as having the time to spend with my wife and family.
- There is Christmas music playing in my living room, two freshly made pumpkin pies in the fridge, a ham in the oven, a broccoli casserole being prepared by Marcela, and a orange/cranberry relish being chilled. My mom is making the turkey and dressing, Kelly is preparing the rolls, mashed taters, and sweet potato casserole. We are going to have a grand feast!
- Marcela and I will go out tomorrow and buy a couple of things, and I am sure it will be a madhouse. But unfortunately, we do not have a plan except that we will look for a few DVD’s.
- Today we will eat, watch some football, play a few board games and Wii, and hopefully get a chance to watch some Christmas specials.
- Max just got finished running around like a mad dog. It was funny seeing him try to keep up with the neighbor’s Belgian Malanois. The neighbor’s dog’s name is Phoenix, and she loves Max. But Max is so low to the ground that he has to jump up to play with Phoenix. Phoenix is an expert fetcher, but Max is just learning.
Have a happy and blessed Thanksgiving!
-The holiday season is upon us. Just like our presidential election season, it’s starting earlier each year and last longer and longer.
-All the decorations are out at the stores, 93.9 FM is now playing Christmas music 24 hours a day, my wife is wrapping presents, and Uncle Sam (Santa Clause) is handing out wads of money to Amex, Morgan Stanley, and AIG.
-I haven’t decided whether I am having a live tree this year or if we will just break out the artificial tree.
-Saturday night, Marcela, my mom, dad, and I will be heading up to Miami for a bigtime Christmas treat. We are going to see Mannheim Steamroller in concert! I love it. I am sure most everyone has heard them before, even if they didn’t know it. If you’ve never had the pleasure of listening to them, you have to give it a try. Their Christmas albums are the standard by which all modern electronic techno medieval classical Christmas music is measured.
-Last year, we saw Trans Siberian Orchestra at the Bank Atlantic Center and that was a blast. They are the standard by which all 80’s hair band anthem stadium rock classical orchestral Christmas music is measured.
-Yesterday was open range for me, meaning I had 4 hours of gun range time. I ran roughly 300 rounds of Federal Premium Hydra Shok through my new olive green Glock 19. That’s nearly $200 worth of ammo just for target practice, and it cost me nothing.
-I also put 12 or so rounds of 00 Buckshot in a 2 1/2 inch cartridge through my Mossberg. Everything was fine until a friend broke out some slugs in a 3 1/2 inch magnum cartridge and convinced me to give it a try. My wrist and hand are still swollen from that one.
-Max was so full of energy yesterday when I let him out. He took off running in the field as fast as he could in a giant circle. We played fetch with a mini tennis ball and he’s getting pretty good at it.
-I figure that if anyone comes in the house unannounced and unwelcome, Max is going to take care of business. What a tough 4 lbs watchdog he is. 😉
-I have an incredibly tough game this week against Fuzzy’s Deadskins. He’s tied with me for the second best record. Whoever wins this game will solidify their playoff chances. Playoff seeding could be determined by this game too.
-I’m really looking forward to church this weekend. I will be at practice tonight, service Sunday morning in Homestead, and Sunday night in Plantation Key.
-If all goes as planned, I may have a job in the next few short months that allows for me to be at church every weekend instead of every other weekend. Pray for that job to come through.
-One last quick though. The Canes have a big game tonight against the Virginia Tech Hokies. The Hokies typically grind it out on the ground, run the option, play tough defense, and score with their special teams. If Miami plays to their abilities and avoids turnovers and big plays from VT’s offense and special teams, we should win handily.
Due to the massive Moonlight Easter Egg Hunt event, we decided to hear about about another massive event in our church’s history. Last week’s “Profiles” entry about Giving Thanks With a Grateful Heart has been one of the most read entries since I started blogging. Therefore, I asked my dad to provide another entry about the Christmas event in 92 that was a gi-normous (that’s gigantic and enormous) outreach of the Homestead Church of God, now Life Pointe.
by JT Johnson
Giving Thanks With A Grateful Heart was such a great success that sponsors were lining up to help HCOG (now Life Pointe) do something special for Andrew survivors during the Christmas season. The energetic, irrepressible Dr. William E. Bailey of the Insurance Information Institute was not only open to doing something big for Homestead area, he set about raising enough money to do it. What a fine Christian business man!
Bill seemed to know personally the CEOs of virtually every significant insurance company in America : Hartford , Allstate, USF&G, Church Mutual, Mutual of Omaha, as well as Independent Insurance Agents of America from numerous states responded in substantive ways to his appeals for sponsorship of the HCOG Disaster Relief Fund. HCOG used this fund to help thousands of Andrew survivors and we did so without using one penny of it for administrative costs. Every dollar donated was a dollar spent on Andrew survivors.
Christmas is always a tough time for people in extreme situations. It is supposed to be a happy time for families, but it is hard to be filled with good cheer when your roof is gone and you are sleeping in the many makeshift shelters that dotted the ravaged trail left by that monster, Hurricane Andrew.
So we came up with a way to empower parents to be the hero to their children. The idea was to provide vouchers, worth $25, to parents for each of their children so that the parents would be the heroes to their own kids. Parents with five children got five vouchers. Parents could buy for Christmas what they, in their parental wisdom, decided would be best for their children.
About two weeks before Christmas, I went to Sears at Cutler Ridge Mall as it was called then with a HCOG disaster relief fund check, marched up to their customer service window and tried to buy one thousand (1000) $25.00 gift certificates. At first they didn’t notice me standing at the window, but finally someone came walking by inside the window and decided to ask me if I needed help. Words do not describe the range of looks I got when I told them I wanted to spend $25,000 buying Sears Gifts Certificates. The Credit Manager was called, who, apparently believing me to be some kook, told me a check for that much could not be used to buy Sears Gift Certificates, but that I would have to use a Cashier’s Check or a Certified Check. We all know that banks routinely verify checks, especially those drawn on local banks, which ours, of course, was. It was about noon . I didn’t waste time arguing, but told them I’d be right back. I went to our bank in Homestead , the same one we provided free hot meals every day for three months. Mr. Losner, the Bank’s president, instructed the cashier to get me, ASAP and without service charge, a Cashier’s check for $25,000.00 from HCOG’s Disaster Relief Fund made out to Sears.
When I walked back into the Sears Customer Service Department an hour later, I heard a guy behind the window say,” He’s back!” This time the Store Manager was summoned and she showed up fast. My treatment was a lot different this time. I was now being called, “Pastor”. However, when the Cashier’s Check for 25k smolliens was produced you should have seen their expressions!
Well, giving away $25,000, in twenty-five dollars increments is not as easy as you think. Bill Bailey provided a Florida State Highway Patrol escort. Crowd control was an issue we had a bit of experience with after Andrew, having endured a mini-riot giving away food and water. We controlled the crowd by requiring a signed, duly approved and filled out voucher to be exchanged for the gift certificate. The number of blank vouchers were limited to the number of Certificates we had. About a week prior to Christmas itself we used four church locations as well as our own location as staging areas for the gift giving. Blank vouchers were distributed by our fellow church congregations. Each voucher request had to be authorized by the respective church’s pastor, who had to approve that each request was valid. This eliminated fraud, strengthened the local church and pastor and gave proof to our donors, if they ever requested it, where every voucher went. It also provided a terrific database for follow-ups for each church. We distributed vouchers to every significant demographic we knew about in South Dade , without regard to their church or religious affiliation.
It was exhilarating. It was moving. It was joyful. I never felt so pumped. Giving is truly more blessed than receiving. My hand was shaken, my neck hugged and my picture taken so much a presidential candidate would have been downright envious of the whole day. Parents cried and children laughed. Scores of “Christmas in Homestead ” tee shirts, donated toys and turkeys were distributed, free of charge, too.
Then on Christmas Eve, ‘neath a beautiful night sky freckled with twinking stars, peering through the remaining steel beams of our roofless sanctuary, we sang Christmas Carols by candlelight, and reminded ourselves of another starry night about two thousand years ago when angels sang, a baby was born and Heaven kissed the planet Earth.
I’d like to tell you about the time The Sugar Bowl took up an offering for HCOG. I’ll save that for another time.
I was there. I saw it with my own eyes. It was beautiful. It was bigger than any person or church group. It was a moment ordained by God. Being an active part of the volunteers along with my mom, Arlene, Nancy, and many others, I can tell you that this was an amazing time in the history of Life Pointe/HCOG and the City of Homestead. So many people were able to share in a beautiful time with their families in the midst of the ruins of their once normal neighborhoods. Many families were given the opportunity to see the true meaning of Christmas, demonstrated by the tireless efforts of HCOG through relief and community outreach. The carols in the roofless building that many people mistakenly refer to as a church was memorable and touching. That year proved what we now know: We are the church and we meet in a building; the building is not the church. The building doesn’t have to have a steeple in order to hold a church; we show this at the theater. The building doesn’t even have to have a roof, as we have proven following Andrew. The building just makes it a little more comfortable for the church to get together.