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Deep Thought – 3/19/08

“When I saw the bum pushing his grocery cart down the street, at first I felt sorry for him. But then when I saw what was in his cart I thought, well, no wonder you’re a bum, look at the dumb things you bought.”

-Jack Handey

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“Sometimes, when you read a good book you actually feel like the author is right there with you. This is why I don’t like reading good books.”
Jack Handey


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